it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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