those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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