im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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