If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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