She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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