The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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