By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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