I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
this hospital has no fireball
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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