What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize