In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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