i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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