I could make wine with my vomit
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
