What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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