Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
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THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have aggressive nipples.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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