He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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