my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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