Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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