can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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