I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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