Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Jerry, you need to find god
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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