FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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