do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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