you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize