Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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