...so i touched it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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