Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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