I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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