Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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