I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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