Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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