the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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