I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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