A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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