I'd wear matching sweaters with you
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Randomize