We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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