Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
