He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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