Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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