We're like a lot better than the average bears
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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