is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
don't judge my taste in strippers
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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