it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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