Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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