Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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