I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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