That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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