I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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