they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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