these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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