I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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