she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You took a bar mat shot.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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