used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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