I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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