So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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